niceslong:

penectomy:

SHANNON + SEEMA | INDIAN LESBIAN WEDDING

omggg

Crying, this is beautiful in so many ways. 

(via homofiction)

-laughatgildedbutterflies:

manuxinhace:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

(via lacigreen)

snl-4-life:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

I think I’m actually going to cry right now

xof1013:

xof1013:

PLEASE REBLOG - It’s important and we really appreciate your kindness in the face of such uncertainty.

spinstercatlady:

Izzie the orange tabby and Duchess the black & white domestic short hair. Izzie is finally old enough to get neutered but his human needs help to afford the low cost clinic next month. If you’d like to donate to help Izzie and/or Duchess get neutered and vaccinated you can do so via paypal.

- - - 

If you are able to help donate to Kitty Fund, I and my mom would greatly appreciate it.  Given how dark these last months have been, Izzie and Duchess have been the biggest blessing and the greatest lights.  They are my hope when I have little to none.  Not being able to provide for their care is heart wrenching.   I want to do the best I can for them, but given the length of my unemployment and the devastating effects it’s had on our household … we need the kindness of pet lovers like you to provide for them.  

Anything you can give to help provide for their spayed/neutered costs, shots and/or food would be much appreciated.  Purrs and hugs.  Thank you.

m-trollacicconesboobs:

What they do, is:

They put’em in a bus, and then they take them to a real prision, and then they put them in the unifroms right? So the kids are still trying to be bad and stuff, and then the guards come and get in their faces, and that is heaven, when they have the female guards? Let me tell you, those are some pissed off single moms who have been dumped by their baby daddy.

Right! have you seen it? alright, so they have some kid and the guard is like…

Kathy Griffin about Beyond Scared Straight

(Source: ditaxparlo)

untitledpng:

does someone want to tell me how to pronounce emmett’s surname (aka brendan)? i’ve always wondered…

I assume it’s Scan-lun.

Tom Bergeron is a dick


rarelyordinary:

“AND NOW YOU HAVE TOO”

My reaction cause I thought he meant the number two so that meant Shawn & Derek won (which they totally should have cause they were the best) but then he said “MELISSA & TONY”

Like seriously. WTF Tom. That shit aint right.

in other news I really didn’t think I’d ever get the chance to use this gif and honestly I made this post just so I could use it

he said, “Now you have one too”. 

(Source: right-and-awesome)

Fic: Seated Positions - 00Silva


siggyunlimited:

Title: Seated Positions

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Bond/Silva

Prompt: Based on a concept by amarriageoftrueminds. (best fucking idea woot.)

Summary: Bond/SilvSkyfall AU! Raoul Silva survives the Dundee knife throw to his back during the events of Skyfall. Held as a clandestine prisoner of MI6, Silva spends much of his time doing nothing. A visit from Bond ends up being more than he can handle.

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dianalourdes:

Conan visits a costume store and finds a familiar face…

dianalourdes:

Conan visits a costume store and finds a familiar face…

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on


Oh my god the NOTES

HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!

there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!

Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH

every time.

(Source: whammybammy, via devoncarrots)